- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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