Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

*knock knock* i have diarrhea

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

I'm Polish.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Grace Ackerson

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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