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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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