- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

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