- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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