- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

What did Reed read? A. Read?

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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