- Anti Joke

u know whats a crime? rape

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-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

whats green and lives in the water

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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