- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

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You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

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