- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??