- Anti Joke

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

i like turtles

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

What does greg and Ian have in common?

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof