- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

Roses are red, Violets are violet

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and R. Kelly? One is an arrogant asshole known for pissing on things, the other is R. Kelly.

What do you call a man with a knife in his back? An ambulance

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

What's worse then one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse then two bee stings? The Holocaust . What worse then the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Brian knew how to save the world from the death penalty: "Let's kill everybody who is not against it." So I killed Brian and waste my time in death row now.

What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

Dig Bick Your dislexic

What is small, naked and covered in sperm My son

She was so hot every guy instantly jizzed upon seeing her. Even seeing her fingernails gave boners to thousands of people. Poor thing never had sex, no one could hold it in until they started. Maybe only Chuck Norris.

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