- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Gus's mom

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Grace Ackerson

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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