- Anti Joke

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot