Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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Christ is a conspiracy

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

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A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

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Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

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Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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