- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

what do you call a black chef glendon

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

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