How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

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What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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it was all Tagart

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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