What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

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whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

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A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

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Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

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Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

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what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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