- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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