A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

Knock knock, COME IN!

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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