Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

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Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

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knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

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How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

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I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

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Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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gay pom...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

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What's 9 + 10 19

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A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

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Bible Games aka Bible Buffet: SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Sometime after the death and return of Superma... Jesus. God: RAISE FROM YOUR GRAVE! Jesus slays holy white beasts: POWER UP! POWER UP! HOMO UP! Uh did he say homo u... ARGH! CANNOT CONTAIN LEVEL OF HOMO! TURNING FURFAG/ALTERED BEAST. A wild Saten appears!: WELCOME TO YOUR DOOM! Jesus used gay wolf punch, it was not very effective... wild Saten uses OMFG HE TEARS OFF HIS OWN HEAD AND THROWS IT AT JESUS! Its super effective! Jesus Dies. Moral: Second coming? He came back to meet his disciples and crap AFTER quoting "ill be back", did he promise some third coming? Is that why people have been waiting for over 2000 years? :P

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So, a screw driver walks into a bar, and the bar tender sais "Hey Screw Driver" we have a drink named after you" the screw driver goes, "Really? You have a drink named Bob"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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