How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

A fat guy!

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

i'm hard

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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