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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

why was kade sad? he shit himself

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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