- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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