Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

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What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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