- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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