Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

I wrote a funny joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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