Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

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Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

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Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

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Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

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Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

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ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

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What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

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