A man goes into a butcher shop and says, "I bet you 350 euro that you can't reach that bit of meat," indicating a cut of beef hanging above him. The butcher looks up and says, "No way." The man says, "Why not?" And the butcher answers, "I have a huge gambling addiction, after losing my family to it, this job is all I have left" The man leaves, ruing the silly bet he had placed.

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Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

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How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

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Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

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person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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