A little boy is going to school when he is stopped by a stranger. The stranger tells the little boy, when his teacher asks him why he is late, just say willytop. The boy looks at the stranger oddly, but proceeds to go to school. He arrives 5 minutes late, and is teacher isn't that happy. His teacher asks him why he is late. All the boy says is Willytop. The teacher looks at him horrified, and sends him to the office. Well, the boy arrives in the principals office, and the principal asks him why he was sent down. All the boy said was Willtop. The Principal was so horrified that he expelled the boy from school. Well, the boy went home, to find his parents in the living. They told the boy they knew he was expelled, but they wanted to know why. All the boy said was Willytop. The parents were so horrified by this that they kicked him out of the house. Well, the boy is now walking to dark town streets, when he is stopped by a cop. The cop asks him why he is walking the streets alone. All the boy says is Willytop. The cop is so disgusted, that he kicks the boy out of town. Well, the boy is now sitting in a bar, and the bartender asks him why he is alone. All the boy said was Willytop. The bartender looked at him horrified, but before the bartender could say anything, the boy says "Please sir, I was kicked out of school, my house and even my hometown because of willytop. what does it mean sir?" The bartender nods, and tells the boy to come with him across the street, because if he tells him in the bar, the other people may get mad. Well, the boy and the bartender are across the street from the bar. The bartender opens his mouth, but before he could speak, a drunk driver hits them both.

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So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

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Beka has AIDS

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

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Why are they the "living" daylights?

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

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So a horse walks into a barn.

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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He--Hey guys

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