- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

Three baby seals walk into a club...

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

knock knock who's there Steve Go away

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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