what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

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What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

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why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

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Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

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Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

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q. What's the worst thing about your family a. There related to you

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Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A cripple.

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

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Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

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Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

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Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

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what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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