What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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A pope meets another one

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

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How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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