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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

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