Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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