what did one computer say to the other .........

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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