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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

you know whats not funny white boards.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

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