- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

Dumb

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

Oh, go away

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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