your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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HEY!

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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