a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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A man goes to the potty.

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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