- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

an american walks out of a strip club.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

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