When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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How do you make a health inspector give you a good report? Throw his family into a pack of alligators.

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I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

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how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

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i dont care if you rate me or not

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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I'm hungry.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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Male leadership.

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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