- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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