- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

no.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

deez nuts

Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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