A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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