- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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