What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

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What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

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How do you get a bunch of Jews in a car? You tell this family who happens to be of Jewish faith that they are going to be late for the birth of another family member's child. How do you get them out? Tell the mother had a miscarriage. This will make them promptly want to leave the care and grieve with the other family members for the lost child.

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A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

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Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

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What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

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What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

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What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

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What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

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A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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