Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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autistic kids rock

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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