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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A seal walks into a club.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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