- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

whats black white and red all over an abused child

69.

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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