What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

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TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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