Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

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what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

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What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

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Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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