- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

What stops a train? A missile

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

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