- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Chris is hairy

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??