- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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