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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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