- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

asians have slitted eyes lol

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

Poop...

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

America

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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