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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

Allah walked into AK Bar

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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