Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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