- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

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