- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

The Labour Party.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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