Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Seeing as this situation is logically impossible considering that Adolf Hitler died in the year 1945 and Osama bin Laden was born in the year 1957, I would be in a room with just a black guy and two bullets. Then I would proceed not to shoot the black guy on the fact that I enjoy the talking and learning about cultural diversities between the black and white races.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

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