- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

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A cat playing laser tag.

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

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