Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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Cripples are lame.

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Robin, get in the car, please.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

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What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

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Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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