- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

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