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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

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