Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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9/11 my birthday

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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