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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

first

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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