Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

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A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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