There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

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What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

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One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

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Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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