- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

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I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

38 studio's new game... Finance City

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

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