What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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