- Anti Joke

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.