- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jeez Bill, how drunk was I last night? You took my pet parakeet, threw it at my daughter's piggy bank and yelled "ANGRY BIRDS!!!!"

what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

Henry's mom packed Henry sweaters And lots of things besides sweaters Henry went to war He saw lots of gore Logically, he wouldn't need a sweater because he had to wear his uniform during the battle. Did i mention that Henry likes chocolate?

What do you call a black man who likes watermelon and fried chicken? Someone who likes good food.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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