A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

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Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" *giggles* friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

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What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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