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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

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