why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

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How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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Obama = ebola

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roses are red poo is poo

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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A man went skydiving and tragically died.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

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Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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Math: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 4 in the other, what do I have?" Answer: "An unreasonable amount of bottles to hold in two hands."

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

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what did your mom say when she did crack? i am so f***ed up its not even funny, i mean, i literally screwed the racoon in our back yard. i certainly remember a lot of drugs and alcohol. i am pretty sure i raped your friend, billy. I also went all lezbo on your girlfriend. i murdered your brother. he was telling me to stop, so i lit him on fire and made him eat cigarettes. the very abusive mother was then charged with murder, rape, possesion of illegal drugs, assault and several other charges involving that one crazy night. refrigerator.

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

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