wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

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Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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