Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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Oh you're dating my ex? Do you want my unfinished sandwhich too? And my old shoes? And a couple of my shirts I don't wear anymore? How about a my toys I used to play with? Or my spoiled pickle that's been in my car for about a year and a half after I went to the mall with my friends, we watched a movie, I don't remember which one it was but it was funny, then after that we went to McDonald's and it was the first time I heard of McGangbang and it was pretty good. After that I think we went to Jerry's cousin's house, he was a cool guy until I found out that he likes Tyga, so I ended up never talking to him again.... I went off topic, sorry

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There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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