- Anti Joke

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

The adventures of Helen Keller:

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.