A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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