- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Gay rights.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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