do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

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