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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Knock knock, COME IN!

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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