A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.' Watson says: 'Someboby stole our tent.' Holmes and Watson look at each other, shrug and go back to sleep. At least the thief kept their blankets.

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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