Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Here come the elephants over the hill!

a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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