- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

"Knock knock." "Come in."

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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