- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

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