A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.' Watson says: 'Someboby stole our tent.' Holmes and Watson look at each other, shrug and go back to sleep. At least the thief kept their blankets.

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knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

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What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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