Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing, because they clearly never made contact with each other, owing to the fact that Osama was born approximately 13 years after Hitler had committed suicide

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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123 f*ck off

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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What's brown an sticky Shit

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Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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race-car = rac-ecar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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