- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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