Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

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salad days!

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

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Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

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Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

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What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

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What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

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I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

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Wanna know way i don't eat grapes? I hate Grapes.

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Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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What's long and black? A black hockey stick.

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There are three guys on an airplane, a Korean, a Mexican, and an American. The pilot comes on the speaker and syays,"The plane is to heavy, throw out the thing you have most in your country." The Korean throws out an AK-47 and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The Mexican throws out a taco and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The American throws out the Mexican and says,"We have to many of these in our country."

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Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

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Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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