- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

my penis

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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