- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

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