Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

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What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

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Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

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What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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Ross.

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

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