Jimmy Saville

Weaner

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

whats hairy and crys your mom

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

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What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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