- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

deez nuts

Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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