- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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