Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

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Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

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A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

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if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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I am a mime

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

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What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

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What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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