- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Neither did she.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Apple hates Blackberry.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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