- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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