here's a joke... the american education society

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What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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"What's long, black, and smelly?" "The unemployment line." Upon hearing his boss tell this joke, the accountant files a complaint with human resources and the boss must attend several work training classes to develop a better sense of racial awareness and compassion. The workplace soon becomes a much less threatening environment for all people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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