- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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