Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

Once there was an English man, A Scottish man and an Irsh man. They were all in a scenario where each of them had to undetake a task. The English man and the Scottish man undertook their task without any problems, but the Irish man was confused resulting in a hilarious outcome.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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