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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

The New York Giants

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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