- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

if you don't like this you're gay

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

Apple hates Blackberry.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

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