- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

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