Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

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How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi would you be interested in learning about Scientology? No

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what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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rawrrrrrrrrrrr

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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