What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

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knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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