What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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epic win?

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why did the kid die? his mom shot him

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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PICKLES

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Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

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A man with a PhD walks up to a college student and jokingly says "Hey dude, what did the hat say to the other hat?" The student replies "My name is Joe and a hat does not have a mouth, therefore it cannot speak." The student is then unimpressed on how uneducated the man is, also worring about how the man was able to receive a PhD.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

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How about that airline food?

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