Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

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Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

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Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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Hey, in case you are around and still wonder how he got out. Anonymous tip from yours truly, if he had remained there, you would all have taken the blame. Just stay away from the deep web, and I wont be forced to come get all of you as well. For a long while I was suspicious that you might have been leaking information regarding me and all of us, but then the rules changed and information regarding Point Zero, subtle hints and such, began spreading, it has been removed, nobody will know what Intel was sold, so yeah, he was a mole, he is no more, for this I am sorry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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