What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

thumb_up thumb_down +19

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

thumb_up thumb_down +17

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

thumb_up thumb_down +15

A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

thumb_up thumb_down +13

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

thumb_up thumb_down +13

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops