Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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So a penguin walks into a bar. Penguin's have been affected by global warming so much that they decide to drink away as they near their final hours.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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