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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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