rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

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Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

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What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

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why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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i'm hard

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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