- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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