How about that airline food?

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Women's Rights

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Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

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What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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guess what what ...

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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