- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Your big dick.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

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