What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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silver bullet?

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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How can you treble the value of any Skoda car? Ensure its paintwork, upholstary, floor, lights, wipers, steering wheel, brake, horn, CD player, radio and clutch are clean and/or sound; fill its petrol tank, oil, brake and winscreen wiper fluid reserves; fit a roof rack; include a red triangle, a fire extinguisher, a blanket and a first aid kit in the sale; take out comprehensive insurance and pay a year's road tax and MOT before selling it.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

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Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

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Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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Racial Equality

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What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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