- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

Who has no penis Religious Believers

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