This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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