- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??