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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

It's all Taggart

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

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