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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

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