- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

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