- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

Amanda Knox walks home free.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

WNBA

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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