Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

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Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

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What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

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What's brown and sticky A stick

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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