What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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