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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe, When he woke up one night he discovered with fright, That the friendly old neighbor from next door had broken into his house with a chain saw in an alcohol-induced murder attempt.

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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