why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

the power to turn magnetism into light

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

My mom

knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

Women's Rights

Knock knock... Home invasion

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...