- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

What is green and slow Grass.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

David Cameron

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

What comes after 69? 70

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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