- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

You should read the Terms of Service.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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