- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

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